Slander? by a Sal Pal?
This was on #starfleet this afternoon on the Fleetchat server. The crux of the issue is that Mary Kane, a known Sal Pal, openly accuses Chrissy Killian, the Regional Coordinator for Region 4, of Federal Mail Theft and theft and embezzlement of STARFLEET membership funds.
Chrissy used to head up the Membership Processing team. Mary Kane has insinuated that she has impeded the new Membership Processing team by removing the forward from her personal PO Box, opened STARFLEET membership packets after December 31, 2007 (when the new team took over) and made deposits of STARFLEET funds also after that date,
I simply cannot make this shit up.
It started in private messages to me from Mary. Here’s what she sent me (I did not reply)
May 07 17:57:29 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> Kryssi took the damn forwarding off of the STARFLEET mail because she was afraid the post office might send some of her personal mail to Lisa Pruitt by mistake
May 07 17:57:41 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> and she doesn’t like Lisa
May 07 17:58:04 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> why we had MP going to Kryssi’s personal box in the first place, I don’t know.. you can ask Kryssi and Les
May 07 17:58:28 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> but the upshot is, members who renew and send it to the old address ASSUMING that the forwarding is still in effect are getting screwed over
May 07 17:59:06 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> they call the new MP wondering why they never got their packets, etc
May 07 17:59:20 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> feel free to ask Kryssi why this is OK with her
May 07 17:59:31 <DaveDorm> STOP PM-ING ME
She then brought it into the main channel, probably because I told her she should not do this sort of thing in private like a coward. You all know my motto. Say it. Own it.
May 07 17:55:19 * WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg is angry that members who sent in their packets to the old mail address were not forwarded by the post office to the new one
May 07 17:55:25 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> because someone took the forwarding OFF
May 07 17:55:46 <Mjolnir> old mail address for what?
May 07 17:55:49 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> MP
May 07 17:56:02 <DaveDorm> wait
May 07 17:56:04 <M5-Work> if only SFI had a perm mailing address…
May 07 17:56:09 <DaveDorm> the new MP team made a mistake?
May 07 17:56:10 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> that would be nice, Larry
May 07 17:56:17 <DaveDorm> SAY IT AIN’T SO
May 07 17:56:21 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> no, a forwarding address was put in
May 07 17:56:30 <DaveDorm> by the new team
May 07 17:56:34 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> but the box owner took it off because of her personal mail
May 07 17:56:40 <DaveDorm> by the new team
May 07 17:58:16 <DaveDorm> but it is not her responsibility… it it the responsibility of the new team.. Mary stop PM-ing me please
May 07 17:58:40 <DaveDorm> talk in public ansd own it, don’t be a coward
May 07 17:58:43 <Mjolnir> So the new MP team was stealing the old MP team’s personnal mail?
May 07 17:59:00 <Mjolnir> I’m very confused
May 07 17:59:34 <DaveDorm> STOP PM-ING ME
May 07 17:59:38 <DaveDorm> jeebus
May 07 17:59:51 <DaveDorm> either talk in public and own your words or kindly STFU
May 07 18:00:03 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> I was trying not to drag someone’s name out in public
May 07 18:00:04 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> but OK
May 07 18:00:17 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> there WAS a forwarding placed on STARFLEET MP snail mail
May 07 18:00:20 <DaveDorm> Yeah, sure, do it behind people’s back… that’s the Sal pal way
May 07 18:00:21 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> but Kryssi took it off
May 07 18:00:28 <DaveDorm> Cowardly
May 07 18:00:41 <Mjolnir> Dave, she’s answering you in public
May 07 18:00:48 <DaveDorm> Yes, now
May 07 18:00:49 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> because she was afraid some of her personal mail might accidently be forwarded to Lisa Pruitt at the Lubbock MP team
May 07 18:00:54 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> and she dislikes Lisa
May 07 18:01:06 <Mjolnir> Now Mary, that is supposition
May 07 18:01:09 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> nope
May 07 18:01:13 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> unfortunately not
May 07 18:01:15 <Mjolnir> DId Kryssi tell you this
May 07 18:01:32 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> not personally, no
May 07 18:01:37 <Mjolnir> then its supposition
May 07 18:01:55 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> but if she has another explanation for why the STARFLEET MP forward was cancelled BY HER
May 07 18:01:58 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> I’d love to hear it
May 07 18:02:18 <Mjolnir> You can ask her, when she’s here
May 07 18:02:33 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> even if she did, why she doesn’t just write “FORWARD” and put the new address on the first class mail, I do not understand
May 07 18:02:48 <Mjolnir> How do you know she’s not doing that?
May 07 18:03:12 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> because Matt Moyer and the MP teams are not receiving it that way
May 07 18:03:32 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> and I have that straight from Matt
May 07 18:03:43 <Mjolnir> and how are they receiving it?
May 07 18:03:54 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> if at all, she may fax them the information
May 07 18:04:00 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> or send them a bundle of them
May 07 18:05:16 <M5-Work> no worries, I just texted Chrissy letting her know your talking smack about her. Im forwarding the log too. I’m sure she’ll respond tonight when she gets home, and let us know the *real* story.
May 07 18:05:21 <DaveDorm> ah, the “straight from Matt” defense
May 07 18:05:49 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> thanks, Larry
May 07 18:05:55 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> I would LOVE to be wrong about this
May 07 18:06:08 <Mjolnir> Unless the envelope is made out to Kryssi, I doubt she has opened it. If made out to her, and she opened it, she can’t forward it, faxing is probably the quickest way to get the information to the new MP
May 07 18:06:17 <DaveDorm> No, you simply love maligning anyone not toeing the party line
May 07 18:06:19 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> she is not legally entitled to open it
May 07 18:06:26 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> it’s a Federal offense
May 07 18:06:27 <M5-Work> would you love it as much as you love talking about people behind there back?
May 07 18:06:31 <Mjolnir> as for bundling, are we talking about a months worth, or a couple of days worth
May 07 18:06:38 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> 30 at a time, in one case
May 07 18:06:39 <DaveDorm> Not if it came to her address, it is not a Federal offense
May 07 18:06:47 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> if it is not addressed to her, Dave
May 07 18:06:47 <Mjolnir> and if it had her name on it
May 07 18:06:55 <DaveDorm> But I’ll ask Martin, he’s a lawyer
May 07 18:07:06 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> if it says STARFLEET Membership Processing, that is not her
May 07 18:07:06 <Mjolnir> Nor is it legal to put a forwarding address on someone elses po box
May 07 18:07:22 <Mjolnir> Again if its faxed, how do YOU know what was on the envelope?
May 07 18:07:30 <DaveDorm> So you are accusing Chrissy of a Federal crime…
May 07 18:07:34 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> not all of them were faxed
May 07 18:07:36 <DaveDorm> Amazing
May 07 18:07:37 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> I hope not, Dave
May 07 18:07:42 <DaveDorm> no, you are
May 07 18:07:53 <DaveDorm> You are accusing Chrissy of a Federal crime.
May 07 18:07:55 <Mjolnir> SO Mary, you seen the opened envelopes forwarded in a batch to Matt?
May 07 18:07:55 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> but she did make deposits after Dec 31, the deadline for turning everything in, per the constitution
May 07 18:08:04 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> look, guys
May 07 18:08:15 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> if she wants to push Sal into having her arrested, that is up to her
May 07 18:08:18 <DaveDorm> So you are also accusing her of theft, and possibly embezzlement, too…
May 07 18:08:24 <DaveDorm> Nice.
May 07 18:08:29 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> we don’t know, she hasn’t turned over all the records YET
May 07 18:08:36 <Mjolnir> According to whom?
May 07 18:08:41 <DaveDorm> How DOES that jibe with the Officer’s Code of Conduct?
May 07 18:08:41 <Mjolnir> Matt?
May 07 18:08:44 <Mjolnir> He’s a liar
May 07 18:08:46 <Mjolnir> Sal
May 07 18:08:47 <Mjolnir> He’s a liar
May 07 18:09:03 <DaveDorm> Critique in private? Phhhht…
May 07 18:09:05 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> ask the folks who didn’t get their memberships renewed on time
May 07 18:09:11 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> I tried that, DAVE, and you wouldn’t let me
May 07 18:09:11 <Mjolnir> Not one person
May 07 18:09:22 <WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg> so go and fuck yourself… apparently Dyann isn’t
May 07 18:09:23 * WaikatoR1Summit2009Pre-Reg has quit (Quit: Come to http://concarolinas.org Main Guests Robert Picardo and Mike Resnick! Home con of The Buccaneers of the Atlantic and KAG’s Dark Star Quadrant.)
May 07 18:09:27 <DaveDorm> “private” would be with Chrissy. Not with me.
May 07 18:09:34 <Mjolnir> Exactly
May 07 18:09:36 <DaveDorm> HAHAHAHAHA
May 07 18:09:48 <Mjolnir> I would ask the Op’s to permanently ban Mary Kane from the network
May 07 18:10:02 <DaveDorm> I would as well…
May 07 18:10:19 <M5-Work> Sorry dave, but the last line she typed was fricken priceless!
May 07 18:10:29 <DaveDorm> yeah, cuz my sex life is actually pretty spiffy…
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May 07 18:10:43 <M5-Work> as mary thank god doesn’t know
May 07 18:10:48 <DaveDorm> SNARK FACTOR: 10!

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May 7th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
/shakes head
man, so because Kryssi is the SANE RC, therefore, every Sal Pal has been given a mandate to feather and tar her so she runs away crying
um, NOT
*maybe* if the sal pals had a history of being upfront and responsive, we would believe them. but with their track record? I wouldn’t trust them if they say the sun is up without looking out the window for myself.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Ok…Legally:
1) Anything addressed to Chrissy or STARFLEET, as she is a Regional Coordiantor, she can open
2) If she is faxing some or all of the infomration, the apperantly there is an agreement in place to let her do this, as someone must have given her a fax number. That would also authorize her to open them.
3) We all know it took a little while for the financials to transfer over. The only way it would be legally questionable would be if Chrissy is still depositing checks without authorization. Interestingly though, there is nothing I can remember in the STARFLEET Constitution that prohibits anyone in the organization from depositing STARFLEET Funds.
4) If Sal pushes to have her arrested, I will provide Chrissy with legal representation, and have the Federal Attorney prosecute anyone in STARFLEET Who filed the flase charges.
Hope this helps
Sincerely,
Martin “Legal Eagle” Lessem, JD
May 8th, 2008 at 6:52 am
THAT. FUCKING. BITCH!
Notice that she has not even commented, let alone apologized for the rumor she started about me that I commented about on the Sal List. Now she is accusing Chrissy of doing this crap?
BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
can we say paranoid as all hell? sure we can!
May 8th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Martin, you are incorrect. If it is not addressed to Chrissy, she cannot legally open it. Since she is no longer MP, anything that says STARFLEET Membership Processing cannot legally be opened by her.
Chrissy admits to having made a deposit after January 1, 2008 of checks received prior to the changeover. Sal, et al, don’t really have an issue with that, as the sooner the checks got put in, the better. The issue is that she hasn’t turned over the documentation for that so that memberships can be matched up with payments. I understand from Sal that, as of yesterday, she has promised to do so.
She has also been instructed/requested to please NOT sit on packets until they accummulate, but to forward them as they come in. (It’s free, all she has to do is write FORWARD TO and the new address on the envelope.) That helps keep the checks from aging out, which sometimes leads to bouncing.
BTW, *I* never used the words “embezzle” or “theft” in regards to Chrissy. Others tried to put their words in my mouth.
And Ed? I didn’t start that rumor. That was Ann Garner, whose room was next to yours at IC99. BTW, according to the rumor, Kim wanted to sleep with you but you turned her down.
Long story short, if raising this ruckus helped Chrissy, Matt and Sal to get things worked out, I’m fine with it.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
MaryK,
I would encourage you not to get into a legal pissing contest with me unless you have gone to and completed law school.
Chrissy *can* open mail, even if addressed to STARFLEET Membership Processing, as long as she has authorization to do so. In this case, the authorization is implied in the providing of a number to fax the contents to.
According to Commerce Bank and the Dept. of Treasury, all of which I have called today to make sure I get this right, checks can be cashed/deposited as long as the account the check is drawn upon is valid. That means that if I wrote a check from my bank account four years ago, and STARFLEET just gets around to cashing it today, it will still be cashable, as long as my account is still active.
Again, STARFLEET has *no* restrictions in the Constitution on who cashes checks.
As for the forward on the P.O. Box. Assuming that the Box in question is Chrissy’s private P.O. Box that she was lending to STARFLEET, then STARFLEET had no right in requesting that it be forwarded to them, irregardless of who the person requesting was as it would forward Chrissy’s private correspondance as well. Unlike anything Chrissy has done, the forwarding, if requested by STARFLEET would constitute both Tampering with the Mail and Mail Fraud, as the requester certainly wasn’t Chrissy.
So perhaps Mary, instead of shooting your mouth off when you obviously have no clue, as all your information comes from third party sources, you would do well to keep your mouth shut.
Hope this helps clear up any misconceptions that you, Mary, have a clue
Sincerely,
Martin “Legal Eagle” Lessem, JD
May 9th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Damn people, I thought this was a fan club!
The transition, in many aspects was minimal and in many more, a joke. The old regime was slow in getting things to the new team, deliberately in my opinion.
Legally speaking, I haven’t a clue. Morally speaking, I am dismayed at the attitudes of those that post on the L list, etc. That is why I dropped off of it. Nothing of value.
YOUR GUY DIDN’T WIN… GET A LIFE.
And, don’t anyone sue anyone… don’t do a damned thing to support our litiguous society. If no one sued, the damned lawyers would go broke! YEAH!!
May 10th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Martin, as of January 1, 2008, Chrissy no longer had that authorization, as you well know.
Whether or not the bank will take the checks, the issue is that she had not, at the time, provided documentation of what was deposited to the new administration. Also, the older a check is, the more likely it is to bounce. That’s just a fact of life. (And some accounts DO have a 30 or 60 limit placed on them.) Sitting on up to 30 MP envelopes increases the chance that we might lose money.
ATTENTION: It is my understanding that Chrissy has agreed to, in future, forward these items as they come in, should they continue to arrive her mail.
I got my postal facts off the USPS.com site. Perhaps you might wish to include that in your legal reading, Martin.
Such as this:
http://postalinspectors.uspis.gov/aboutus/laws.aspx
Destruction, Obstruction and Delay of Mail (18 USC 1700, 1701, 1702 & 1703)
The Postal Inspection Service upholds federal statutes aimed at securing customers’ mail, including those related to the desertion, obstruction, delay or destruction of mail. Postal Inspectors demonstrate their resolve by implementing mail security processes to ensure that customers receive their mail intact and free from outside interference.
May 10th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Oh, and Martin? Don’t ASSUME. Seems to me that you need to check a few facts yourself before you give an opinion, legal or otherwise.
May 11th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Mary,
Again, if thy gave her a fax number then the authorization to open the letter is implied. Add to that anything *postmarked* before Jan 1, Chrissy would legally be able to open anyway as per the “Mailbox Rule.” But you being a moron, unable to listen to lawyers and just an all out idiot, wouldn’t understand it.
Think for one minute you simpleton. If *SFI* put a forward on Chrissy’s *private* PO Box, the themselves are in gross violation of 18 USC 1700, 1701, 1702 & 1703 as it would delay Chrissy getting her private mail still going to that box. Additionally as SFI is not Chrissy, unless Chrissy put the forward on, they are guilty of Fraud under Federal Statutes. So if *ANYONE* should be sued it should be SFI. Of course you, being a legal layperson, wouldn’t realize that.
Now, please stop assuming you know jack and shit about laws just because you can find them on the internet.
May 11th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Wow…
@Joe: You said:
> YOUR GUY DIDN’T WIN… GET A LIFE.
Umm, weren’t you Emmett’s choice for CompOps? Doesn’t that make it “your guy”as well? This is not really about “us versus them” or which team won. If Emmett had won, and he blew almost $5000 on lawyers and other stupid shit, violated people’s membership rights because he thought they were “cyberbullies, ” you bet your ass I’d call him to the carpet, too. I’d say the same about Joost or Wade, too, if they showed the same level of gross incompetence that the Sal Pals have.
@Martin:
Too funny.
@Mary:
You’re still a putz.
May 19th, 2008 at 12:56 am
Thank you Miartin. That was great.
MaryK. Gee girl get your act together. Why doesn’t SFI get a PO Box in NC and make that the permanant Snail-Mail location? Then the the command staff can set a forward on that.
Seems to me logic is not a strong point for you.
Now I’m not a lawyer or anything but even I know that just because Chrissy deposits a check in the SFI account doesn’t mean she did anything illegal. Now, if she tried to get money out of the account without authorization that’s where the real trouble begins.
You stupid fucking bitch! Stop accusing people.
May 24th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Mary Kane, The resident Moo COW! When she speaks, Nobody listens…
Darth Mooby