Yes, you, too, can be proud of your Fail. Buy some great STARFLEET Fail schwag! We have a a great selection of spiffy t-shirts! Great for wearing at conventions, Regional Summits, or the next International Conference. We are also adding some mugs, buttons, and other things to our catalog as well. The owner of this site makes no money from the sale of these items. The company that produces the stuff, however, builds in a default 10% profit, and we can’t change that. So it’s been decided that all of the proceeds from the sale of these items will be donated to the STARFLEET Scholarship Fund. Or to STARFLEET’s $400-an-hour Law Firm, whichever is in more need of cash. All shirts are high quality Hanes Beefy T’s. The classic heavyweight t-shirt. Tagless, designed for ultimate comfort. Pre-shrunk, 6.1 ounce 100% cotton. Double-needle stitched bottom and sleeve hems. Loose, classic fit, wears well on anyone. Very comfy and gushy. They come in a multitude of colors, and some colors come in sizes all the way to XXXXXXL (that’s 6XL!) Click the image to see them larger. Face it, Fleeters, you’ll never look so good at failure!

OK, so you can’t wear this FAIL, but you certainly can drink it up! This mug comes in several sizes and styles, most popular being the white coffee mug ($12.95) and the stainless steel travel mug ($19.95). Great for toting around your booze at conventions. Click here to order.

This is the original STARFLEET Fail logo shirt. Shown in black, this comes in a wide assortment of colors, including camouflage! Starting at $14.95. Click here to order.

Are you a CYBERBULLY? Hey, we are too! Shown in white, this shirt also features (wait for it) a target on the back. Just like the ones the Sal Pals place on all STARFLEET Cyberbullies! This comes in a wide assortment of colors. Starting at $17.95. Click here to order.

The one that started it all. Shown in white, This shirt comes in a wide assortment of colors. Starting at $14.95. Click here to order.

Vote the bums off the island! Show your spirit as a true STARFLEET Survivor. Outwit. Outlast. Outplay. This shirt comes in a wide assortment of colors. Starting at $19.95. Click here to order.

True geekery on a t-shirt. “If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.” This shirt comes in a wide assortment of colors. Starting at $19.95. Click here to order.

Here are the keys to fail. Your STARFLEET Fail Keychain can unlock the doors to success or failure. Black keychain covered with scratch and UV-resistant Mylar. Tight-fitting clasp keeps your keys together. 2¼” round, fits nicely in your pocket or purse. Starting at $2.95, save when you buy in bulk. Click here to order.

OK, all you cheap bastards out there, here’s the easiest (and did we mention cheapest) way you can wear your Fail. STARFLEET Fail buttons start at $1.45 and come in several sizes ranging from 1¼” to a colossal 6″. And two shapes, circular or square. And the more you buy, the cheaper they get. Save up to 36% when buying in bulk quantities of 100 or more. They only come in black, though. If there is a demand for white ones, I’ll cook one up. Click here to order.

All items in our catalog are produced by Zazzle.