Fail… Signs that your growing old…
I know this has nothing to do with STARFLEET or any of the happy fails that our current administration has show us, but anywho I wanted to see if there were others in our brotherhood who had experienced my recent epiphany.
Last night, I went to my chief navigation officers wrestling show (Derby City Wrestling aka Ohio Valley Wrestling). He wrestles as a character named Electrico. Anywho… After the show he invites me to join him & the other wrestlers from a team called the Insurgency (Heal characters from Iraq) for an after party victory celebration. I figured what the hell, I don’t hang enough with people of my chapter & several of the wrestlers like me & even admitted they were Trek Fans. So off I went with Mike (aka Electrico) to a place called the Captains Quarters. (Fitting huh?) This club was huge sorta looked like a teen party from the Feris Bueller flick… Anywho… I’m hanging with Mike, Pops, Ki’ele, Turcan, Mohammed, & some of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life… I mean these girls looked like the kind you see on Girls Gone Wild or at the Playboy mansion. In the words of MiniAlex… WOWSIES!!!
Anywho… Theres this guy peeing off the stern of his yacht & the girls took notice of him. They started taking pictures of him so he showed them more of his bare ass, his goat, I mean damn, that was nasty… He comes over to the girls & wants to get his picture with them also showing more of his bare necessities. One of these extremely hot woman ran behind me grabbed the back of my shoulders and stated, (Ok people here it comes) “Hey this is my dad!” The guy backed off & said he didn’t want to disrespect my daughter…
OK guys, I know feel like I ‘ve reached the complete FAIL… I wasn’t trying to pick up anybody, I’m very happy with my wife & wouldn’t do anything that would breach our relationship. The part that got me was that she said I was her dad.. & the sad part was after deeply looking into it, I was old enough to be her dad… DAMN!
Before I got married & no children, I remember going to Toga parties with Capt. Tony Lopes & having complete debauchery taking place with young girls stripping for us. There was always this 1 old guy hanging at the party that the girls went to cause it was fun to tease the fatherlike figure. Last night I realized I’ve become that guy… What happened?
I would love some input if you too have come face to face with your mortality…. I can see it now, a Mooby picture with a big fat stamp that reads… FAIL! How fitting….
That’s my story & I’m sticking to it…. Until then, Courage…
Mooby
“The 40 year old not so virgin
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August 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Moobs… I am so there. My daughter turned 18 this weekend. She is starting college. Where is my Geritol, walker, and inhaler?
August 25th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Actually, a sign of growing old(er) is that you’re willing to put up with less or NONE of the crap you put up with when you were 35, 30 or even 25.
August 29th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
A) The “young girls” were of legal age. They just seemed really young because Ricky’s old.
B) They never really stripped per se. Liquor induced exhibitionism would be more accurate.
C) Karma is a boomerang. See what you get for making fun of the old dude?
Remember, having a hot chick calling you “daddy” need not be a bad thing.
August 30th, 2008 at 9:59 am
But what if you never put up with any such crap in the first place - does that mean you were born old?
August 31st, 2008 at 1:29 am
Doesn’t mean you were born old — it means you were raised not to take shit at all. Ever.